were known to cry "Hoka Hey!" ("Today is a good day to die!"). The phrase survives today, used by some American soldiers of Native American descent.
... ROFL. Hoka Hey!
Common tests are long over, and I still find myself puzzled and bewildered in the course of trying to comprehend the vamp's digestive system.
Maybe since they're cells are dead, they lose all their water and the vamp finds himself trying to move the floppy bag of dead skin and bones and mushy flesh that is his body. Therefore, it needs to drink alot of water so that there will be a net movement of water molecules from the higher region of water potential to the lower region of water potential aka the vamp's body through the partially permeable cell walls by osmosis. The turgor pressure will enable the vamp to stand upright and terrorize the world as is its purpose. However since a vamp lugging around huge jerry cans of water is rather unsightly, they resort to drinking blood in an attempt to look badass and they make use of the water carried in the blood. Or they eat humans, since humans are 70% water ("KIDS, DON'T DATE VAMPS. THEY WILL EAT YOU."). In fact, vamps may be partially causing the problem of water shortage in singapore *cue gasp*!
Maybe Holy water is really concentrated salt solution that has glitter suspended inside it. When it touches the vamp osmosis will occur and the vamp will shrivel and its body will be rendered useless. Vamps cannot go into the sunlight as sweating will cause water loss, or the heat will cause evaporation.
I am done bullshitting now.
But not quite, actually, because of this incident in class. My brain insisted on shutting down and I had to reboot it every five seconds, so I was desperately thinking of a way to salvage the situation. I started taking water from my water bottle and moistening my eyelids, thinking that osmosis will cause the cells to expand and my eyelids will be held open by the turgid cells.
It was at that point that I finally realized I was not a plant.
This post is solid evidence to prove the negative psychological effects of biology lessons.
Also,
holiday–noun
any day of
exemption from work (
distinguished from working day).
a time or period of exemption from any requirement, duty, assessment, etc.
a period of cessation from work or one of recreation; vacation.
an unintentional gap left on a plated, coated, or painted surface.
Teachers need to know this.
(The last one was left there because it's interesting. I will now be able to say, 'Hey, there's a holiday on your painting!')
time ticked 9:50 PM
I've been reading the Complete Notes of Singapore. Apparently Neil thinks that Singaporeans study too hard as well. But it's not like we have a choice, is there? It's not like we want to stay home everyday to churn out stacks of assignments and forfeit our right to have a life.
(I'm kidding, we still sneak pieces of life in here and there.)
But unless you're willing to risk parent-teacher scoldings, demerits, SOs (LOL), and whatever thing they decide to throw at you for not working, you can't do anything. (If you are willing then I applaud you.)
... Oh fine. I'll risk it. Wait while I go put on my lecture-proof armor.
time ticked 8:36 PM
Instead of studying chem which I very rightly should be, I'm watching Prince of Egypt now. As in the Dreamworks one.
LOL the way they portray Moses is so cute can. When the burning bush came out he was like O____O!?!?! then starts frantically taking out his sandals
When he looked at the staff I half expected him to say 'This is a stick. This is a STICK.'
But they made him into too much of a hero. Isn't he supposed to be a coward at first and ask someone else to help him be spokesperson?
LOL I just realized that if God wasn't involved (which of course He is but still) then Moses would be a whole lot like a son of Poseidon?!
I mean, he was floated off on the river when he was a baby... and the reason he got with those other people was because of sheep drinking water. Not to mention him turning water to blood... And if the part where he parted the Red Sea was made with CG effects it would be totally awesome.
HAHAH I know I'm spouting rubbish.
time ticked 6:22 PM
The weather's getting so hot.
According to the car thermometer it was 41 degrees today?
And due to global warming, I feel like chopping off my hair.
How do you stand listening to people go on and on about pimples and facial cream and, worst of all, hot guys? Because I certainly can't.
If you say I'll soon reach an age when I can comprehend all that, I hope I die young.
time ticked 4:48 PM
Who hath ascended up into heaven, or descended?
who hath gathered the wind in his fists?
who hath bound the waters in a garment?
who hath established all the ends of the earth?
what is his name, and what is his son's name, if thou canst tell?
- Proverbs 30:4I had a dream, once again whee.
This time there was this part in front where I can’t remember clearly, but it had an OBS atmosphere, and it involved a lake, woods, and something resembling elephants. (Now that I think about it… CAMP HALF BLOOD?! 8D)
Then I was in my singapore house and I discovered that I could control water. That was just too awesome. However the first thing I did was try to drown this baby looking thing in a cardboard box o___o that might have been influenced by that creepy kid in Legion. Anyway I kept filling up the box with water and the kid kept breathing and not drowning and I got really frustrated. (I know this makes me sound like I need mental help >___>)
Later it seemed something like my mum was water-fighting with me and she would throw buckets of water at me. Then I rushed over and opened a tap and sent the water after her. Then I locked myself in my parents' bedroom and turned on the shower in the toilet, then closed the door. Then I called the water through the gap but it was freaking hard to control. I had to close my eyes to control it properly, but then I couldn't see where it was going. And if I opened my eyes I lost my concentration and it all flopped down to the floor. In the end I managed to bring it into my hands and went out and sent streams of water blasting at my cousins.
After that I was in a library, and I was sitting next to Zhi Hui and I found a book of Impressionist paintings (Did the art assignment affect me so much >___>) and I was saying it was a pity I couldn't bring it back to singapore because it was a library in malaysia.
Then I woke up.
time ticked 8:20 AM
'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them- Fifteen
Apparently this does not apply to most people. If anyone told us they loved us right now we'd probably question their sanity or run away screaming.
but LY would probably swoon all over the person, since she likes the song.
Why are Taylor Swift songs starting to annoy me now?
time ticked 10:45 AM
